Hashtag Wars idea - I love my Mom, too!

My mom was awesome. Unfortunately, she passed away a few years ago (no tears please) but she did a great job raising us and had a great sense of humor. She had one major flaw, however. Whenever we asked for something cool, she would try to deliver but it always be a few pegs below what we were looking for. Ask for a McDonald's Cheeseburger? You would probably get an Arby's Roast Beef sandwich. Ask for a Han Solo action figure? You could end up with a Space Fights Sam Alone with Laser Sword action. Since her name was Blanche, we called this "Getting Blanched". Therefore, in her honor:

#Blanche a Song Examples would be:
Fuck The Police by Bing Crosby
Joy to the World by Leonard Cohen
Wrecking Ball by Pat Sajack
Turn Down for What by Taylor Swift
White Christmas by NWA

If you wanted to be mean and not honor my mom, I guess you could also call this #Ruin a Cover.