[EVENT] Riverlord to resurrect Jesus.

Riverlord held his hands in from of him. Aimed at the ground and out rose a man. A man who had been the son of god a long time ago.

This man, is Jesus Christ.

As Jesus walked around he was amazed by smartphones and black people. He walked up and saw 2 men holding hands and was pleased. When he asked "Which mans penis opens up for the other mans penis?" They responded "We just do it in the bum and eat da poo poo"

Jesus was amazed at how fun this sounded. Jesus then was told "Your religion doesn't like gay people" Jesus said "Nah they're chill fam."

Jesus was last spotted on Canal Street in Manchester, UK wearing neon green assless chaps and wearing a "I like to suck dick" T-Shirt.