Favorite Notes

What are all your favorite notes you've seen in Bloodborne?

We've all seen the "but hole", "chest", and "listen carefully, skeleton" messages in Dark Souls 2, are there any in Bloodborne that you find particularly funny due to the message's content/placement?

One that I laughed at pretty hard was when I entered the Hunter's Nightmare Monday night when it was released, and right outside the house leading to the blood stream, I read a message that said "time for special items, oh, I can't wait... hee hee..." (it's exactly what I was thinking). I was also watching one of VaatiVidya's Insight videos, and I thought the "have audience with blobby thing" messages near the labyrinth mole was pretty funny.