Just a little song I came up with for the holidays

You're a mean one, Mr. Roosh

You really are a turd

You're as lovely and endearing

As a mangy dodo bird,

Mr. Roooooooo-oosh!

I couldn't describe how foul you are

With every four-letter word!

You're a huckster, Mr. Roosh

Your blog's a Sarlacc pit

Return of Kings says ghastly things

Reaxxion's gone to shit

Mr. Roooooooo-oosh!

I wouldn't trust you...

As far as I can spit!

You're a sleazebag, Mr. Roosh

You've got head lice in your beard

You're the essence of what every single woman's ever feared,

Mr. Roooooooo-oosh!

You think you're God's gift to the ladies,

But they'd much rather you disappeared!

You're a douchebag, Mr. Roosh

You're a sea slug in the sack

Ukraine should deport you

But we'd only send you back,

Mr. Roooooooo-oosh!

In fact, I think there's only three countries that we'd agree to send you to:

North Korea, Syria, and Iraq!

You're a fuckboy, Mr. Roosh

You're the tyrant of the twerps

The air gets more polluted

Every single time you burp,

Mr. Roooooooo-oosh!

Your mind is a horrendous cesspool overflowing with the most despicable bigotry, and I doubt I'll ever understand your thought processes unless I'm high on purp!

You're a rapist, Mr. Roosh

You're cruel and crude and crass

You're a manospherian monster

With no dignity or class,

Mr. Roooooooo-oosh!

And of course, I'll say what everyone else has been thinking - and I quote:

Wipe!

Your!

ASS!