I sexually identify as a white male.

I sexually Identify as a White Male. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of Having everything in history and present day easy for me. People say to me that being a white guy isnt good and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a six pack and a trendy haircut. From now on I want you guys to call me "Christian" and respect my right to do whatever i want and get away with it. If you can't accept me you're a bitch and need to check my privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.