The horrors I observed in a public bathroom today

This just happened about half an hour ago, and I still can't believe that it actually happened.

I was in a public bathroom in a building at my university off of a cafiteria / large seating area and I was the only one in there. There's a set of stalls around the corner that one could not see when walking into the bathroom.

So I'm in the stall, and all of the sudden I hear someone burst into the bathroom, frantically close a stall door and start fumbling around. I then here a series of the most disgusting, explosive, liquidy diarrhea noises you could even imagine coming from a person's body, followed by....FUCK..... GODDAMNIT! FUCK. Then the noise of a poor soul timidly removing his pants. He didn't make it. He then continued to curse himself out for a good 30 seconds yelling FUCK and GODDAMNIT alternately.

Lucky for him he was the only one in the restroom so he could be as vocal as he wanted. Or so he thought. I then tried to quietly leave my stall around the corner, the sound hopefully being drowned out by his shouted obscenities. As you can imagine it's just about impossible to do this in an otherwise vacant echoey bathroom. As soon as he realized that I was in there he goes completely silent, mid FU-. He sits with his feet and I can only imagine the rest of his diarrhea covered body dead still while I wash my hands. I then stopped, and shared one more of this poor souls most embarrassing, disgusting moment in his life, and exited silently into a crowded cafeteria room, which he too will soon have to enter. That poor, disgusting bastard.