What we know about Womble (expanded)

From a primary source:

• Born in 1986, which then immediately caused a hurricane to hit the United Kingdom. Which I'm told I completely slept through.

• Three quarters English, one quarter Scottish, tiny bit German

• Shares a name with one of the crew members of the USCSS Nostromo.

• Extremely White. 180cm tall. 85kg weight.

• Born and raised in the city of Brighton (well, Hove actually). We all speak like this down here. It's normal. Shut up.

• Dark brown hair. Not bald, just clipped short. See aforementioned shut up.

• Atheist

• Attended a public school. It was rubbish.

• Finished college. A levels focuses on History & Computing. It was rubbish.

• Went directly into software development. It was rubbish.

• Favourite food: Burritos

• Least favourite food: A burrito with cheese in. Seriously? Why would you even do that? Here...how about I just take a shit in your dinner? Overpowers the other flavours doesn't it?

• Former WoW player. 5 years served. Raid & later guild leader.

• Loves Warhammer 40k.

• Loves Star Wars.

• One of those die-hard fans who pretends the Star Wars pre-quals do not exist. And it’s just the original Star Wars trilogy and Knights of the Old Republic

• Owns a full set of Imperial Stormtrooper armor and used to cosplay alongside ZF Moley. Which is how we met.

• Favourite games: Operation Flashpoint: Cold War Crisis, Startopia, Dungeon Keeper

• Favourite music: Carbon Based Lifeforms

• Favourite Youtuber: Potholer. A former BBC correspondent who likes to destroy conspiracy/pseudoscience nutcases with a wonderful splash of sarcasm.

• Laughs like a blithering, bubbling school girl when given alcohol.

More to follow. Feel free to ask any questions if you have them.