Using reddit to win a date with a 'girl'
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imgur.comThis looks real
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Of course it's real. That's why it's posted here.
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The last thing I want to know is what these people look like.
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Inb4 more attractive than you
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You know what? I'm curious. I want to see if the stereotype I have created in my head is correct.
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I've got ten RPPs that the guy is stereotypical lanky nerd, and the chick is stereotypical oblate spheroid with a penchant for the edgiest of nerd culture.
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I mean, they swiped right on each other. So they find each other attractive at the least.
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i laughed while trying to 'decode' your comment. thanks :D
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Ah man. I really do need to provide some sort of enigma device for my comments. This is not the first comment I've made that requires 'decoding'.
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Most people are ugly af
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dont fail us op
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Found the post https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/3zn3hz/i_need_your_help_reddit/ nobody notices that "cara" does not comment or respond to anyone.
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I'm a dick but goddamn that thread is cringey (cringy) as fuck.
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A lot of guys on Tinder aren't socially well adjusted. That's why they're on Tinder.
Sift out the ones that use reddit as well and you've got a retard convention.
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A lot of guys on tinder aren't socially well adjusted.
... Says the President of Memes.
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He can't be that bad, he became president. that requires a committee n shit
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Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato... baby you've got a stew goin'.
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Don't use it any more but it was fantastic when it was just starting to get popular.
It was a hook up app sure but I made cool friends and among other things I met my girlfriend there.
Did it get that bad? The American tourists it used to pull me were let's put it well adjusted and then some.
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Vargas and warlizard showed up. It's like an awkward VIP lounge in there.
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You mean the guy from that one forum?
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ಠ_ಠ
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Epic reddit meme
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I'm a dick but
hehe.
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At least he is putting in some real effort
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Welcome
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Yup, that's where we are. Good job.
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What if it gets more than 52 upvotes?
I guess you can spit on me as I blow you.
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He got about 9800 last time I checked so I assume their relation has transitioned into something with slaves and domination.
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Only 200 more an she allows him to cut her throat and skin her.
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Human centipede.
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Dude definitely pink socked her by now
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I hate you for making me Google that.
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I was the one who broke the 50 point barrier. don't tell anyone.
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I'm telling everyone
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I think she hands him $100 bills and gold Zelda cartridges
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Haha deal!
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real or fake this is the most cringeworthy thing i've seen this week
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I really hope it isn't real because I don't want to believe that someone could legitimately think this was an appropriate thing to fit into a conversation
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Could you imagine trying to pick a girl up at a bar and within 4 sentences you've made a pun on her name and told her you're going to post about this on le reddit?
It's not even the first hugely upvoted post on that sub about some guy doing this.
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"I don't know if you know this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I have over 200,000 internet points on this website called Reddit. Can't wait to tell them all about this conversation. They'll be so proud of me"
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She gon pay $100% of the date.
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But where will they find condoms?
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With the $100% notes that were given by the crowd at the restaurant, of course.
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And in that crowd? Albert Einstein.
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He has the condoms
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anyone else realize "cara" in spanish is "face" :?
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Mascara in spanish is the word for mask. Which is pretty ironic since its mas (more) cara (face) but it actually shows less face so it'd be more like menoscara
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Well, another face on top would be more face. No?
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Also, caro/cara means "expensive" in Spanish, which was my first thought when he opted for Chipotle over Taco Bell.
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Si esta es estudiante de la español 2, 2 years en el succsession.
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Sorry you had to spend two years in Spanish 2.
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Cornish for love/like IIRC.
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It also means "expensive," which is how I initially read it before realizing her name was Cara. I thought he was basically saying she was valuable or...something. It didn't make a whole lot of sense.
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Yup. Spanish is my first language so...
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Cool story
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Am I the only one that doesn't understand this pun? I mean I get that mascara is makeup, and her name is Cara, but where does the "mas" come into it?
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Mas in Spanish = more
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Oh right. Actually a half decent pun, then. It's almost like the OP came up with this pun, then created a fake conversation to seem witty. It's a good thing I'm on /r/thatHappened, or I'd think this was fake.
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Thank you so much!
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How many upvotes for anal?
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Post every aspect of your life online!
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Thirty six minutes .... Thirty seven minutes
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Thirty seven minutes
In a row?
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Had to go back to notice her name; didn't get it at first.
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This already happened and it had over 9k upvotes
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This is so cringey, I feel uncomfortable.
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Imgur comments are cancer.
"This is imgur..."
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Ah, Chipotle. Mexican food for white people. That stuff is bland as fuck.
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Dickbutt :P
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Sometime the people on this sub are retarded.
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Bu-but this probably did happen, as cringy as it is.
Of course it happened!
That's the title of this subreddit, isn't it?
I've gotten busted a couple times posting conversations to r/tinder. Both times the girls had no idea what it was, but their phones blew up when it hit the front page. It's not an attractive look, I'm afraid
That is a lesson in not posting personal info for the stupid.
yeah, that's me. Luckily it ended well enough. Laughs and no hard feelings. But it is indeed a good lesson.
lol you goof, why would you even do that?
The autist doesn't realize his mistake until it's too late
In my experience they sometimes never do notice.
The autist doesn't realize his mistake even after making it multiple times.
How did their phones blow up? Not like there's a number to hide... unless there was?
Friends of theirs were on reddit. Recognized them. Told them.
I haven't been on Tinder or r/Tinder in a while, but a while back people used to post the girl's profile unedited, which often have personal stuff like an Instagram username.
black out the picture, at the very least
How dare you even suggest that this didn't happen? Our hardworking mods are working their asses off to verify every post, and you even dare come here with a smirk saying that it might have not happened? Booo!
Yes, because all girls recognize reddit upvotes as invaluable currency.
Not all. Some might though.
Course it did. Guy got 50 upvotes, now Alberts paying for dinner.
Tinder is a weird place I once got laid by a girl for having steel panther as a common interest.