Those get really annoying when it comes to washing hair and shaving

Same. Whats worse is my landlord installs low pressure water saver shower heads that just make showers so much longer because you can't get clean quickly. Pretty sure its wasting more water than its saving. 

Just from years of wanking, banging, drinking, sleeping, puking, listening to music, smoking/toking, thinking, and some more wanking. I'm sorry to all of my fellow Californians :/

I've lived in California all my life and my showers have probably played a significant role in the water shortage...