"I'm new and..." Sticky.

I'm aware we just changed the sidebar for this exact reason, but could we maybe get a "post your stupid questions that have been answered six times this week" thread stickied? It's not like the questions will stop, but we might be able to contain them somewhat.

edit: Hey! stickied!

This is the thread to ask your "I'm new and..." questions and to ask if we actually believe in Satan and/or sacrifice goats and/or "why don't Satanists just call themselves atheists?"