coors light trip report

setting: cool kids party

dosage: 1 low temperature coors light™

ROA: poured into my rectum in the bathroom because i dont waste drugs like the other dumbasses drinking it.

onset: painful, but worth it.

effects: still no confidence to approach girls, alcohol must have been cut with some type of anxiety causing drug. damn government.

conclusion: i must be too smart for this common simple mans drug, guess i am a special snowflake made to plug DMT and snort shrooms so i can ascend from the plebs