gypsyG•

this is a satire article.... so pretty much the onion....

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Fleaslayer•

I thought this sub was for stories that sound ridiculous but are actually true, not for satirical articles

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zxcv73•

If I read this everyday I'd still be surprised.

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nappas_elbow•

In other news, water is wet.

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topoftheworldIAM•

that was the most confusing piece of writing I have read...it blew my mind for a minute

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KarmaNeutrinoMOD•

Greetings, FourMy. Unfortunately, your submission has been removed from r/nottheonion because our rules do not allow:

  • Satire articles or articles that are written in a satirical manner (rule #6).

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