Intermission Time (script format, possibly more to follow)

Dome: What do you MEAN, you sent Yugi to the Shadow Realm?!

Helix: That Jigglypuff of his. Her singing sucked.

Amber: Quiet, you two. Obviously, Yugi's inability to collect all eight medals and restore the Pokemon from their cards has led to some... difficulties on Streamer's part.

Dome: You mean such as, Arceus was trapped in a card as well and isn't about to admit it, and nobody else has noticed yet?

Amber: I mean that it's been an hour now since we were SUPPOSED to have an intermission, and Streamer's computer being... well... you know how those dang PCs are. I'm afraid that the restoration of the Pokemon species has been slightly delayed due to incompetence--

Dome: --AND INFIGHTING.

Helix: (annoyed squishy noises)

Amber: Yes, and infighting. Quiet, Helix. I'm sure we'll find SOME way to fix this.

Celebi: Excuse me, boys...

Amber: Celebi? Where have you been?

Celebi: Sorry I'm late, there was a Yolonome match. I had a bone to pick with a Ditto.

Helix: CHEATER!

Dome: INCOMPETENT cheater!

Celebi: They see me trollin', they hatin'. Wings of steel, baby.

Amber: Wait, I thought the Ditto was the one with the steel--

Celebi: So, anyhoo, I've been thinking that it's time to shake things up a bit. Yugi hasn't exactly been trusting the heart of the cards, and the PBR crowd has been kind of nasty.

Amber: Celebi, the only time you've SEEN the PBR crowd is in the middle of Yolonome matches. Which, quite frankly, you TriHard at. Everyone else either knows Transform or a move you're weak against. Even when you cheat you're pathetic.

Dome: what did you expect? This so-called "guardian of the forest" that only appears when she's not needed? PEH! "Times of peace," my shell-shielded bohunkus!

Armor: You called?

Dome: SHIELD, you moron. Not Armor...

Armor: But my name IS Shield. I'm from Hoenn.

Dome: (facescythe)

Amber: Celebi, exactly what are you doing here? I thought you were imprisoned in a card.

Celebi: Imprisonment? Who has time for that? I'm here because Streamer isn't. Plain and simple.

Dome: Where WERE you? When everybody was imprisoned in trading cards, how did you actually escape?

Celebi: Well, Hoopa dropped me off at the place the Leech King used to rule. It's called the Mushroom Kingdom. Me and Princess Entei have been trying to reclaim the place from a greedy corporate Mamoswine named Wario and this severed Girafarig butt he rides on.

Amber: Celebi. That's not a butt. That's a Chain Chomp.

Celebi: Oh, is that it? I thought Team Rocket had taken up the snack food business again.

Helix: Snack food?

Dome: Shut. Up. HELIX!

Celebi: So, anyhoo, first I have to help Princess Entei reclaim her kingdom, and after that I can fast you forward to when you're no longer flapping about in cards anymore. How's that?

Dome: As if a couple of TriHards like you and Peach Entei can--

Celebi: It shouldn't be too long. She's in first place.

Dome: (google eyes)

Helix: POGCHAMP!!!! (Seriously, where's the snack food?)