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Greetings everyone, I have recently turned adult. Holds up sword My name is Geoffrey but you can call me 'The Knight of Christ'.
You might have noticed that I'm a very zealous person. That is why I came here, to  meet potential Crusader like me. I'm 16 years old (I no longer require a regent to rule).
I like to slaughter Muslims with my cousin-wife (I commit incest solely to keep my bloodline pure!), it is our favorite passtime, for they are filthy kebab. She is zealous as well, of course, but I would like to meet more zealous Christians. Like they say, "you can't win a Crusade alone"!
Either way, I hope to free Jerusalem, so pledge me your swords.
DEUS VULT! Excuse me, for it is the outcry of the Christian community.
Greetings to you all!

'The Knight of Christ'