It's about time we start mocking Kibler for his age.

He's thirty fucking five, let that sink in for a bit. That's literally in geriatric territory and I'm surprised he manages to stay awake at all.

This will not stand. It's time to unite against this weakling who has let himself age. Only Dad gets to get old.

To quote the great Eminem in "Without Me":

Kibler, you can get stomped by EleGiggle,

you 35 year old bald headed fag blow me

You don't know me, you're too old let go it's over,

nobody listens to old coots

No, Kibler, we won't get off your lawn.