[rvw][rate] Text cock rating by /u/rose_du_jour

If you happened to have read my previous review, you'll know that I somehow totally love video cock ratings. As such, I had asked u/rose_du_jour if she did any in video format, but she said she only does them in text as that is much more comfortable to her. I did a few attempts (and then some :P) at persuading her otherwise, but she stuck to her guns (which is totally fair, obviously). However, she convinced me to try a text one anyway as she indicate she made them fairly extensive (a couple of paragraphs) and felt she could be expressive enough to evoke that something extra.

And she definitely didn't lie: where text ratings are traditionally advertised as 1-2 paragraphs long, u/rose_du_jour dedicated a full paragraph to each aspect she covers (totaling 5 to 6 paragraphs). For each aspect, she went at length and in fair detail about how she perceived it, what her opinion of it was and how that would feel/translate to "in bed activities". Furthermore, she had a fluid and evocative writing style, which was pleasant to read and succeeded in making it feel very personal.

TL;DR: If you want to get your "money's worth" with a text rating that is extensive and manages to evoke that extra level of connection, which is typically "lost in translation" in text, then you should definitely have u/rose_du_jour write one up for you.