TIFU by throwing a wet cigarette butt to my neighbours' balcony, staining their just washed bed sheets.

After that, I made a long stick using all the sticks I had at home (no, I didn't use my dildo, and it is not THAT long or thick) trying to reach the cigarette butt and sweep it, but I couldn't make it: the stick was not long enough. Since they were not home when I knocked at their door to explain everything, I wrote an apology letter offering to wash the bed sheets and saying it will not happen again. I feel terrible. Would you forgive me if you were them?