TIFU by biking
Obligatory "this happened a few years ago"
I was biking around my neighborhood and saw some guys biking around. By this point I'd never learned how to stand up and bike. I saw them coming up behind me while I was resting on my bike and knew I had to go.
So I stand up on my bike to look cool and I put too much weight on my left leg. I fall over, and I've scraped off about 5 square inches from my left knee. I can literally see the skin on the pavement. I got up and walked home.
The cut weeped and smelled really weird for a few weeks, and I still have a scar.
TL;DR: Tried to look cool on my bike, left my flesh on the concrete
Posted Feb 21, 2016, 9:09 PM UTC
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