"Mom the asshole all gone"

This is what my 3 year old came out of the bathroom saying after blowing her nose from her third tantrum of the day.

So obviously I said "What?!"

"The asshole. It's all gone mom"

So I start sifting through her little 3 year old speech and realize what she said.

"The other soap is all gone?"

"Yeah. It's all gone mom"

I cracked up. It totally made up for our shitty morning.

I threw out the old soap dispenser in the bathroom and replaced it with a new one. I guess she saw it in the garbage.

She drives me bonkers sometimes but goddamn do I love her little words.