[M4F] - The hot-dog prank...

My parents had a divorce two years ago. Luckily they split up without any bad feelings between them - they both decided that they didn't fit to each other anymore and it was time to go their own paths. I loved both them very much and tried to divide my free time equally between them as much as i could.

After the divorce things changed. My mother was taking things slow - she decided that she won't be rushing another "True love", that "the time will come eventually." I respected that. My father... well he took a completely different approach.

He called it... "enjoying his life." He started going to parties, where he liked being a centre of attention [either by getting ridiculously drunk, or paying for drinks of other people], he also brought young girls to his house, to... well, we all know what they were doing. They were about 15 - 20 years younger than him, and what was painfully obvious - they were involved with my father only for the money.

Recently one girl has been coming here very often. Her name was Rebecca and she was probably the most annoying girl on this entire planet. Sure, she was gorgeous she had a wonderful body that was nice to look at, but good God she was stupid. She liked being my mom and constantly asked to be called that [despite the fact that she was with my father only for a couple of weeks AND she was also YOUNGER than me.], her voice was incredibly annoying, she sounded like a very stupid, dumb blonde girl. And also - she was lazy. She had this attitude that just because she's pretty, everyone should bring her stuff and do stuff for her.

So... here we are. It was Sunday, i was spending my time in my dad's house. Dad was working, so i had the "incredible pleasure" of sharing my time with my new mother. She was having her "Beauty nap" and i was mindlessly browsing through the internet.

"Tommy... can you come here for a second?" came her voice from my father's bedroom.

Sighing, letting out a very annoyed growl i stood up from my chair and walked upstairs to the bedroom. She was sitting on the edge of the bed, dressed in a very short shorts and a sports bra, smiling at me widely.

"Damn, you are so blurry!" she said as a greeting to me. "Could you bring my contacts? They're in the living room i totally forgot to bring them here, silly me... You know how blind i am without them..." she added, openly laughing at her stupidity. "Also could you make me something to eat? I'm really hungry... I'm craving a hot dog!" she pleaded, making a puppy face at me.

"Sure... I'll make you a damn hot dog..." i growled, trying not to betray my negative feeling too much. I already had a serious fight about her once, and i wasn't in a mood for a repeat. I started with the kitchen. I quickly found all the ingredients for the hot dog and as i was holding the bun, an insane idea popped into my mind.

"You know how blind i am without them..."

That was true. Without contacts she... well she was basically blind, no matter how far or close the objects were from her. She couldn't see anything properly, because everything was a blur for her.

"She could not notice that the meat in her hot dog might be..." i think to myself, looking at my crotch. That would be a nice way to screw with her, and it would totally work. Right?

Right?

I know, i know... this is silly ;-). If you're interested, shoot me a PM, we'll discuss all the details over there.