I, Whoandwhataami, hereby challenge u/Cleverly_Clearly to a battle of wits for fun, having committed no offense.

Round One: Tomodachi Life-style rap battles. I go second. No using orange, purple, silver, etc.

Round Two: Using official notation, chess shall be played. I am white.

Round Three: Come up with riddles! Three guesses per riddle. I'll go first.

Tiebreaker: Random.org 's Dice Roller. You choose the weapon. Read the sidebar.

If you choose to deny, I shall respect that.