HELLLOOOOOO

In this part of my ramble and possible never ending rant. Am I the only one who can't walk away from the desk for even two minutes without a guest coming to the desk and screaming HELLO!! while you are away from the desk. This time I happened to be in the bathroom when this happened. Coincidentally, the bathroom is not far from the desk so I could hear the guest yelling HELLOOO at the top of his lungs. I can't even take a pee break can I? Sometimes I wanna say how would you like it if you took 2 minutes to go to the bathroom and me coming into your space and yelling HELLOO at the top of my lungs while your in the bathroom?! Not my finest hour. I swear these people are psychic and just know the exact moment that you walk away from the desk. Have any of you ever experienced the same thing while you are trying to eat your dinner in maybe some peace and quiet? The other night while working my 3-11 shift I literally had just sat my ass on a stool to start eating when I hear "HELLOOO" Put your fork down duty calls. Now mind you, my job does come before my stomach but awe hell people give me a break! I'm sorry for sounding rude but sometimes I just cant catch a break!