Breaking New Theory: Amy Schumer has horse semen delivered to her trailer every morning on the set of her show

Every single paparazzi shot of Amy has her drinking from the same coffee cup

Here and here and here too. Every single day

Now we know it's not coffee, because no adult drinks coffee with a straw, so logically that can only mean it's horse semen.

Why horse semen? Well, think about it. How else would she fit in her recommended daily allowance of cum while on a busy shooting schedule. Also explains the weight gain.

Discuss.