Wanna treat my boyfriend with some pizza

He's really cool and puts up with a lot of my shit, but we both just paid our tuition payments. I do love cereal, but I know he'd really like something that's not cereal. I'm willing to do whatever can be done via the internet that is free and doesn't include compromising my morals for some pizza. I can show you pictures of my cat doing funny stuff, or call you if you're on a horrible date and pretend to be your sister who just got in a terrible accident.