19 [M4F] USA/Texas – Looking for a Partner in Crime!
Alright, so who am I looking for?
The Robin to my Batman. Actually never, that pair up is typically a grow man dressed up in a elaborate skin-tight spandex costume running around with a teenage boy(usually, sometimes its a girl depending on what universe of DC you pick) in an equally elaborate skin-tight spandex costume.
That would put up so many red flags.
So who am I?
I am Vindiv. Pleasure to meet you.
[What I want]
*A close personal bond
*Something that can never be torn apart
*Something that can get through all obstacles
*Someone that capable of sound finical decisions.
*A way for us to get away from it all
*A way for us to keep everything we get
.......Ladies and gentlemen, for the uninitiated I would like you to take one open-minded look at the possibilities of this list. I would then like to explain I just describe how we are going to pull off a bank heist.
Rappelling harness
Duct Tape(usually)
Drill for the safety deposit boxes
Hostage that isn't worried about his money as much as his life
Getaway car and driver
Avoid the cops/port authorities.
What you thought was maybe a cheesy list of things I want out of a relationship was actually a "clever" cheesy list of checks for a bank heist.
Yes I am silly, and if you'd like to know more about me, just PM and ask me for my interests.
Posted Feb 22, 2016, 3:56 AM UTC