22 M4W - Seeking short term relationship with watermelon.

Are you a non-GMO watermelon seeking attention and care. I prefer a ripe melon but if you’re on the way that’s cool too. Just looking for some fun. A main squeeze, to make some juice with or a melon looking to get balled. Honey dew need not apply...I don't want no scrub melon. Oranges don't even think about it. I've been fooled b4, but I know what a watermelon looks like. Corn optional. Open to group play, but if your gonna bring a friend make sure that one of the melons aren't lopsided. Open to people who want to watch, but you have to sit on the fruit stand.