Hello Ladies & Gents IT IS ANOTHER SHANKIE ADVENTURE!

There are many, many stories about how oddly the randoms act in smite. Some so funny you honestly wish you could remember it forever. Then there's reddit and you can share the moment with a bunch of random strangers who just randomly clicked this post because they were bored.

Random moments like a He Bo who builds all penetration no cool down and can't hit his ultimate if the enemy stood straight in front of them. Or duo crazies in arena, a Chiron, and a Serqet who constantly charged the enemy and a poor kumba running across the map attempting to save the two morons. Then the only reason you win is because the enemy was so distracted on killing those two they ignore the two waves of minions headed into the portal.

Then there's moments were you are proud of yourself because you carried a team of idiots to victory like the damn beast you are. The painful moments when you keep seeing a diamond hades ult an Ao kaung who just keeps using his one to escape are made up by that sweet as hel victory and the one kill you absolutely loved.

So for motivational purposes I leave you with this, even if randoms may ruin some matches remember this. Smite's a hor (Horrible person) and your better.

Good luck have fun and keep on killing <3