I'm writing an artistic piece on different beers and their associated personalities, would you like to contribute?

What's your favorite beer type (pilsner, stout, porter,Ipa, etc) and what's your personality as it relates to the beer?

What's your perception of other beer personality types? Imagine the different types of beers themselves were up on a blind dating show and you have to personify them.

"Stout is mature and refined. Stout prefers colder seasons."

Or you could just say "most stout drinkers I know are intellectual types, etc."

For this piece I'd like to make creative and maybe even humorous comments about the beer types and their drinkers . Thank you in advance if you'd like to educate me or contribute :)

Any jokes would be gold too....like, what did the stout say to the iPa?...