Found a friend's keys

A 40ish lady I've worked with for almost a decade lost her keys Thursday. It was a big deal, and she'd had a rough year. It couldn't of happened to a sweeter woman too, she's adorable.

When she came into work today and passed my desk, I said, "Hey, I found your keys."

She was ecstatic, "oh, thank god!", and she looked like it was the best thing that'd happened to her in weeks.

I reached into the drawer of my desk and pulled out my middle finger. When I could tell that she realized I didn't find her keys, I laughed so hard that my vision went blurry. I hugged her and she said, "that's the meanest thing that's happened to me since my husband left me."