21 [F4R] Jakku - Looking for a friend

F4R

Hi, I've been lonely my whole life and could really use some company. I have trouble making friends. I met this droid once who became my friend, but then he sent me on this whirlwind adventure that nearly got me killed. It was fun but that's the last time I trust a droid. There was also this stormtrooper once and I think he wanted to be my friend, but he nearly got killed trying to save me from this evil guy with great hair and people died and I think a Death Star or two may have blown up as well.

I have trouble making friends.

I'm not very special. I'm no one really, but I think I have a lot of potential to be the next Gandalf. I'm already rocking the staff-and robe-combo; the beard, though, is giving me some trouble. I'll just say this: those things are fucking hard to grow.

What I'm into:

-food ( I'm not picky. I didn't have a lot of it growing up so now I just devour anything that looks edible. I'll eat ANYTHING, no joke)

-scavenging

-fixing things

-making weird faces when bad things happen

-being a bombass pilot (srsly I'm really good.)

-the Power of Friendship

-running from explosions

-father figures (eww, not like that)

-hitting people with my staff

-just in general: kicking ass and taking names

Things I don't like:

-evil guys

-slavers

-people that hurt my friends

-like, really evil guys that blow up planets

-great hair

-really evil guys with great hair and a plethora of daddy issues who blow up planets and might also potentially be related to me.

-emos

Pm me if you wanna talk. I have lots of stories to tell, but I can only talk in the evenings because I train during the day. Plus Senpai gets really mad if I use the wifi without telling him.

Posted Feb 22, 2016, 4:38 AM UTC · edited

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