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AboveDisturbing

I live with a bunch of fucking idiots.

Here goes.

Oh look, wifi is broke won't work. First thing they do? Fuck around with it and not wait for me to get home. I know how to fix that shit, they don't. They just get fucking pissy and frustrated. It's like watching Bushmen prod a God damn airplane with their fucking flint spears. "Uggg uggg iron bird ugg". Morons, all of them.

Then, they get impatient when I try to fix the fucking thing. Open the laptop to log into the router, and 5 minutes later, " so what's the problem? Did you fix it?".

My outer appearance is cool, cucumber-like. My inside, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIVE ME A GODDAMNED MINUTE YOU TROGLODYTIC NEO-LUDDITE BELLIGERENT FUCKSTICK!

Aaaaand my equally belligerent, impatient, bossy, rude, impetuous, spoiled little bitch of a sister moved back home. Aaaaand she brought her good for nothing, wannabe rock star, lazy, gamin-all-day, piece of shit dumbass boyfriend to live in our household. He is annoying. He talks too fucking much, likes to pretend we are friends or something, and i just fucking hate my life now.

No questions asked. He has a kid to take care of in Tennessee and he's fucking around here? What a GODDAMNED moron. I can say that, I have a kid. And I would not be that far from him voluntarily.

Thanks guys, needed to get the shit off my chest. Biding my time, finishing my school in a year, gonna get a good job, and I'm going to move the fuck out. One step at a time. One day at a time.

Posted Feb 22, 2016, 4:39 AM UTC

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