A dreamcar of mine was at Austin Cars & Coffee today and now I want it more than ever
I hear it's uncomfortable and impractical but it's so gorgeous and could be so much fun. I think I could DD any car if I want it badly enough.
I don't care if the cargo space isn't great. I'll switch to buying my groceries nightly, one meal at a time. that's just bonus drive time. I say that's win-win cause dreamcar.
Sure, I'm tall, it'll be cramped, but that's just the car hugging me tighter and a hug like that could only mean the car loves me back. It's obvious.
Tires, fuel, fluids, brakes, can't last forever, and neither will my rotator cuffs after all the high fives I get when I set a lap record by accident because I was running late to work and thought I knew a shortcut.
I can see the future now: Been DD'ing an ACR for 36 months. Been carpoor since month four. Most girls aren't into it but they all like how the car vibrates when on throttle. My lower body is now built and shredded like an olympic cyclist because I park the ACR in the furthest, loneliest, most secluded part of every parking lot everywhere I go which has made every day a leg day and cardio day. Now no more legs days that I wasn't do anyway and I'm rich from my fitness DVD that walks you through how to buy & own a Viper ACR. My kids are never late to school because I haven't had any because I can't afford them and I also suspect the 10+ hours of vibrating seat every week during my commutes has made me sterile. I'm still waiting to hear back from The Guinness Book of World Records to see if I can get in with "Most Expensive Vasectomy'.
Yeah, I think you get the idea. It's awesome. It's Johnny Bravo & Kenny Powers & Deion Sanders on four wheels. Man, I want a Viper.
Posted Feb 22, 2016, 4:40 AM UTC