The trials of the Endorsed Contributor.

An Endorsed Contributor is one of the most esteemed titles and respected titles of The Red Pill. The Trials are difficult to get through, these are the trials you must pass.

I. The Trial of Red Swallowing

First you must take the literal Red Pill. A giant capsule that is bright and coloured like an apple. Then you must wash down The Pill with a chocolate protein shake. If you are still a Beta Male, you will automatically throw up the pill.

II. Trial of a Million Words

Next, you must go onto the keyboard of Roosh, and type posts on r/PurplePillDebate, r/MGTOW, r/TheRedPill and r/AskTRP for two full hours without stopping.

III. The Trial of the HB10

You must walk through a room that contains an entire harem of 16 year old Japanese-Czech blonde HB10 females, and you must make no eye contact. Make eye contact with one for even a second and you will turn to MGTOW when they reject you.

IV. The Trial of Fecal Matter Exam

You must then seduce and make love to a Unicorn who will shit test and LMR you like no other. You must have sex at any cost and convince the Unicorn to not tell anyone what happened.

V. The Trial of Angry Weight

The most difficult and daunting of the trials. You must lift a weight that is as heavy as your hatred for feminism, females and musicals. You must do 10 full reps and finish within 15 minutes, with no one to even spot you.

Now my son, you have become one with The Pill. Embrace your spiritual and mental enlightenment; the Nirvana of subscribing and writing on the Internet. Roosh and Machiavelli look down upon you my child, you are now in the ranks of the Endorsed