So this gas....

My dog, cat, and husband are snuggled up in bed watching some Netflix with me when I barely let out this tiny little puff of a fart. Granted I been feeling it bubble for an hour but it was such a weak little thing I thought nothing of it.

All of a sudden the cat and the dog are struggling to be out of the covers. So my husband lifts up the covers to see what's going on and we are both hit with what can only be described as my colon sticking up its middle finger at the both of us.

My husband begins gagging and yelling that one of the animals must of shit all over the bed and is trying to exit the room as fast as he can.

I exit the room as well and while husband is dive bombing our kitchen sink looking for frebreeze I just start dying laughing. He looks at me like I'm crazy before I can sputter out, "It was me!"

"You shit yourself?!" He says, going wide eyed and looking at the floor surrounding me.

Me, still laughing, shook my head and explained that barely a poof of a fart just caused that destruction. Needless to say he had to google pregnancy gas to see if that was actually possible or if he needed to take me to an ER because CLEARLY something is dying up there.

So.... Pregnancy achievement unlocked?