I'm a motherfucking shark. (xpost /r/thathappened)

Try swimming? Motherfucker, I'm a fucking shark. I grew up in a goddamned river. I've had swimming lessons since I could fucking walk. Try kicking your legs next time you swim without moving your arms. See how far you get. Also, when you are taught to swim competitively you are made to hold a giant foam peanut between your ankles so you don't kick your legs. But please, you continue to teach me how to swim.