I am support

I buy the courier late then drop it in the shop for someone else to activate for I am support.

I draw a 1:1 scale portrait of my penis on the minimap to help my teammate achieve orgasm for I am support.

I get flying courier 12 minutes into the game then wonder why my team is losing early game for I am support.

I compete for last hits with my hard carry so I can rush mana boots for I am support.

I pull lane versus the aggressive offlane and allow the enemy heroes and creeps to attack the tower for I am support.

I yell at mid for not calling missing despite 0 ward coverage for I am support.

Invisible enemies such as riki, nyx and bouty have free reign due to lack of sentries/dust and I call gg for I am support.

The jungler is behind on gold because I am too busy overpushing lanes instead of stacking for I am support.

I ping the map and yell "WARDED" yet I am too busy rushing drums of endurance to go deward for I am support.

I spam my spells when an enemy hero is on low health so I can get the kill then later insult my carry for their low k/d for I am support.

I fortify the tier 2 tower against creeps with no enemy heroes in sight then rage when we can't defend the highground for I am support.

I sell all my items and buy wards and sentries and call my team noob for I am support.

I report the entire team then can't report legitimate ragers, ability abusers and feeders for I am support.