Please no.

I have a 6 year old and an almost 4 month old who feels like he was born 5 minutes ago. And I'm peeing on a stick in the morning because symptoms. I've been having heartburn a lot, which only ever happens when I'm pregnant, and I'm hungry all the time, and my belly feels hard. I'm hoping to christ that I'm just being paranoid. We're 100% on the fence about whether we even want a third kid. I certainly don't want another one just yet. Baby #2 was completely planned but I had the Mirena placed after he was born because IF we have a third we won't even start trying for another 18 months or so. So it would just be some sick fuckery if I am pregnant.

SIGH.