Hubby is an idiot but aren't I lucky I'm not dying alone?! Come tell me how lonely you are :)

The other day DH (that's "dear husband" for you singles out there!) was all like "baby, I know how much you like your fleecy eyebrows so I bought you Anastasia" and he handed me a Blu Ray copy of that old 1990s cartoon! What an idiot right? It's FLEEKY, you dumb manlet!! How am I supposed to do my brows with a DVD? I made him drive me to ulta and we used EVERY coupon we could but the associate said ripped pages from magazines don't count?! Idk... Anyway please share stories of the idiot dick in your life! Xoxox