[DIPLOMACY] Greece Turns to CSTO

To the members of the Collective Security Treaty Organization, we really need help. Come election day, we have a high chance of leaving the North Atlantic pact. France will most likely proceed to burn, rape, and pillage the countryside until they have amassed $47 billion. We need assurance. We are willing to sell several islands in the Aegean Sea to Russia as well if we could only come to an agreement for us joining the CSTO. Please respond as quickly as possible.