Tour of Shitpost Central

To your right is the Dock, where we have many Meme Transports to take you too and from Shitpost Central.

To your left are the shops, they sell all kinds!, here are some of the items and food in stock that you could buy! -

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We also have face masks! -

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Be sure to also visit u/pitchforkemporium's pitchforkemporium!, world-renowned store of the greatest Pitchforks around and at an unbeatable price!. With a trustworthy and respectable owner, credible and reliable materials to make credible and reliable Pitchforks, this is a store you will not want to miss!.

^^^*some ^^^assembly ^^^required

Don't be foolish now and try and steal anything, we have guards posted 24/7! 👮👮👮👮

Watch out for the dogshit 💩

Down the street is the Hotel, unfortunately ordinary citizens will not be able to access the VIP rooms and areas of the Hotel.

The VIP section is currently occupied by some of my family members -

My uncle, Mr 4chan, he's pretty random

My little brother 9gag

And last but not least my little sister imgur

The rest are occupied

This truly is a gr8 place to be, with everything you could ever want.

So have a nice time