Swolested at the bar! (And confused!)

Brethren,

Last Thursday, myself and a fellow follower of Brodin, who has been a follower for much longer than I, were celebrating his commission into the U.S. Army with a few drinks. The night was progressing well until an agent of Broki disguised as a Siren approached us and cried, "Ya'll only wore those shirts to show off your muscles!" We were taken aback by the blasphemous declaration, especially myself. I have only been a follower for 9 months and did not expect to be swolepressed so early in my followership. However, I also felt complimented that someone so publicly recognized my gainz, even if it was from a naysayer. Do any of you ever have conflicted emotions concerning our hard-fought gainz?