A day in the life of Lethal Voltage {Part 2}

Chapter 4

Valtroid and Wesfazgi started climbing up Mt. Areolus. It was a tall, tall mountain, and the path was difficult. The road they walked across was narrow, and the two had to keep a tight grip on a small ledge in order to stay on the mountain. After a while, things only got worse. While the road they walked on got ever so slightly wider, the ledge they had to grasp disappeared. Wesfazgi and Valtroid held hands, but even that couldn't save the southern cowboy. He fell, only for a sharp crystal to tug on one of the holes in his body. "Wesfazgi!" yelled Valtroid. "Are you alright?" "I think I'll be fine!" Wesfazgi shouted in reply. Wesfazgi, although usually not so bright. Suddenly had an idea. He situated both his feet on the crystal he was caught on. "Valtroid, grab my penis!" Wesfazgi yelled. Wesfazgi would use his hands, but his penis was much longer. Valtroid grabbed the end of his dick, and pulled him back up. By the end, a little bit of jizz came out of his spongey cock. Many meters above, a monster smelled the cowboy's semen. It let out its wings and sped downwards. The monster had a phallic head with many sharp teeth. Its body had many spurs, and it had large wings. It was fairly hairy at the end of its long neck, and it had six legs and a long tail. It was what the people of Titgigantias feared. Wesfazgi and Valtroid were well up the mountain. "Ya' see Wesfazgi, maybe if we get the monster in its sleep, we can defeat it and steal the golden dildo!" Valtroid explained to Wesfazgi. Not much longer though, the duo was met with a loud thud. The penis-eating monster laid before them. The monster let out a roar, right before it tried snapping at Wesfazgi's penis. Quickly, Wesfazgi pulled his pants back up, and started running. The path widened, and Valtroid and Wesfazgi were not too far from the cave at the top. The two however, didn't have the stamina they needed, as they started to slow down. "Do you think we can make it Valtroid?" Wesfazgi questioned. "I ain't so sure Wesfazgi, but if we speed up, we might be able to find the Golden Dildo," Valtroid replied, with a hint of worry in their voice. Wesfazgi and Valtroid were almost at the top, only for a shot of fire to create a wall right in front of them. Wesfazgi and Valtroid stepped backwards, as the penis eating monster laughed. "I have you right where I want you now!" the Monster screamed. It spoke with a cockney accent. "We'll never hand you over our penises!" Valtroid shrieked as she confidently glared at the beast. Suddenly, Wesfazgi had an idea. "Valtroid, whip out your penis!" "Why, don't ya' see the penis eating monster right in front of us?" "Don't you get it, if we cum over the fire, we might be able to put out the fire, and make it to the cave! While it tries to find us, we can think of a plan to defeat it!" Valtroid thought Wesfazgi was crazy, but truly, there was not very many other choices. She and Wesfazgi started jizzing all over the fire, until there was nothing left, and the pleasurable feeling it gave them let them have enough energy to outrun the monster and hide in the cave. They found a little hole to hide in so they could discuss their methods of putting the penis eating monster to rest. "I think that its skin didn't seem too wide. If we can carve a sharp enough blade, maybe we can slice its neck and kill the monster." Valtroid whispered. Wesfazgi liked the idea, but was worried about where they could find something to make into a blade. Valtroid, however, was a step ahead. She snapped a crystal off the wall and used her powerful squirrel teeth to cut it into a sharp blade. She was right on time as the monster came back into the cave. "I know where you are, and you can't hide from me!" the monster yelled. The monster quickly found Wesfazgi and Valtroid, and tried snapping its monstrous teeth at their penises, but with its neck so low, Valtroid climbed on top, and chopped its head off. The monster fell. Titgigantias was saved. "Well, that takes care of one problem, but where's the golden dildo?" inquired Wesfazgi. Valtroid thought for a moment. She tried checking inside the monster's throat, to see if it ate it, but it wasn't there. Valtroid thought about where she'd keep an all-powerful utensil that could revive anything, and finally came up with a shocking revelation. "Wesfazgi! Look inside the monster's ass! Maybe the Golden Dildo will be there!" Valtroid yelled. Wesfazgi ran to the rear end of the monster, and surely enough was able to pull out the Golden Dildo. The wonderful artificial penis shimmered in the sunlight. "This is great!" Wesfazgi exclaimed with glee. "Now we can go back and save Demipixel!" "But… what about me?" Valtroid asked. "What do you mean?" Wesfazgi said. "I thought we had something special! We came to Titgigantias forming this wonderful bond, and this is what you do to me?" Valtroid cried, with tears running down her cheeks. "Well, we came here for the Golden Dildo in the first place! I'm sorry, but this… is my destiny." Valtroid begged for Wesfazgi to return, but he continued his walk to the rocket. He went inside, keeping Valtroid on Titgigantias, leaving Valtroid behind. "Rocket, take us home!" Wesfazgi confidently said. The rocket blasted away, leaving Valtroid in the dust, as Wesfazgi looked behind at Titgigantias. He felt bad for leaving Valtroid on the place, but he felt that having a good, long life with Demipixel was going to be his true fate. As the rocket sped through space, Wesfazgi masturbated as he thought about the future before him, with all the years left to cum.

Chapter 5

Wesfazgi hung on tightly as the rocket began to make it back to Earth. He saw his familiar blue planet not incredibly far away. Home. However, Wesfazgi was no rocket scientist, and he didn't know how to land the thing, so as it plunged into the ocean, his land wasn't exactly the safest imaginable, but alas. He connected back in the familiar server of Lethal Voltage. Wesfazgi pushed around the rubble of the spacecraft, looking for the Golden Dildo, only to see it glowing in the distance. Without hesitation, Wesfazgi ran up to it, and grabbed it. Wishing to have sex once again, he started sprinting towards Demipixel's house. Wesfazgi ran so fast, his pants fell off as he ran through town. Everybody saw him, parents covered their childrens' eyes, police ran after him, but Wesfazgi was persistent. Finally, he was back at Spawn, as he ran inside of Demipixel's old Easter Island Head home. Wesfazgi didn't visit often, but he knew exactly where Demipixel was. He had committed it to his heart. He opened up the door to Demipixel's room, Golden Dildo at hand. "It won't be long now, buddy," Wesfazgi said as he forced the Golden Dildo up Demipixel's ass. Suddenly, Demipixel's body started shaking. Demipixel started levitating, as he begun to let out an intense glow. Between two of his tentacles, another thing that seemed to be a tentacle grew, but it was much, much longer. His eyes opened. Demipixel's body lowered to the ground. "Demipixel! You've returned!" Wesfazgi cheered, glad to see the sight of his old friend in front of him. "I guess you could say I came back," Demipixel seductively replied. He whipped out his newly-grown 46-inch long penis, and he and Wesfazgi started fucking rapidly. "This is great!" Wesfazgi excitedly said. "We can be fuckbuddies once again!" Demipixel, although happy, saw Funke lying dead on his floor. "What should we do about him?" Wesfazgi thought for a moment. "I kinda want to just be with you, Squiddy o' pal. Maybe we can revive him tomorrow." Demipixel was still worried. He wasn't sure where to keep the Golden Dildo. Most of his room was covered in cum, and he didn't want to get it all sticky. "I think we should leave this with someone we trust," Demipixel said. "They should keep it while we rest at night, so no one could come in and steal it." "I like the way you think, Demipixel!" Wesfazgi said. "Daffodil would be excellent with handling it!" Wesfazgi and Demipixel walked out to Daffodil house. They opened the door, and walked up to Daffodil Daffodil was surprised to see Demipixel alive. "Where did you come from? I thought you were fucked to death!" Daffodil said in suspicion. "I was, but my best pal Wesfazgi here was able to bring me back to life!" Demipixel gladly explained. "B-but how?" "We used this!" Wesfazgi said as he got out the Golden Dildo. Wesfazgi gave the Golden Dildo to Daffodil. "Make sure you don't lose this, okay?" Wesfazgi said. "Don't worry, why would I give up something this golden?" Daffodil assured. Wesfazgi and Demipixel knew the Golden Dildo was in good hands, so they walked back home. Although they were planning to sleep that night, they couldn't stop themselves from fucking all night long, even though Funke's dead corpse laid on the ground next to the bed. The next morning, Wesfazgi and Demipixel walked back to Daffodil’s house, as they caught him pounding his meat with his big meaty claws. "It's nice to see you this morning, but we're only here for one thing," Wesfazgi said. "Heh… what would that be?" Daffodil asked as he awkwardly shuffled his feet around. "We want the Golden Dildo," Wesfazgi said, as he let out his hands. Daffodil let out a sigh, since he had to admit to the truth. "I sold it to some guy from Atlantis."

Chapter 6

Demipixel and Wesfazgi were in the middle of an empty field. "Are you sure this will work?" Wesfazgi asked. "I don't know," Demipixel replied, "but it's worth trying." Demipixel got out a mini-fridge and pulled out a replica of the amulet to Atlantis made entirely out of his own frozen cum. He held it to the sky, and as the sun shone down on it, a bus crashed out of the sky. Demipixel and Wesfazgi boarded the bad CGI bus, as they looked around in the bad CGI interior. Demipixel and Wesfazgi knew the bus was powered by song, but neither of them felt like singing. They felt like fucking instead. Demipixel and Wesfazgi put on a radio with Party in the USA playing in the background, but to their surprise, it wasn't the radio that made the bus reach Atlantis. It was the moans Wesfazgi and Demipixel emitted during sex that created a wonderful melody, sending the bus to its destination at full speed. By the time they were in Atlantis, they couldn't tell if the white parts of the bus were always that way or if it was actually just covered in cum, but they didn't care. They marched forwards in their quest to get back the Golden Dildo. Asasdasd opened the door, as he was pleasuring himself by sticking ProFlyer up his ass. "Ah, now only if my penis was this big," Lord Royal Highness said as he looked at ProFlyer. He looked down and saw Wesfazgi and Demipixel standing before him. "What are you two fools doing before me?" Lord Royal Highness Hidi questioned as he saw the two standing before him, without their pants on. "We're here to retrieve the Golden Dildo!" Wesfazgi yelled as he shook his fist at Lord Royal Highness Hidi. "Hah! You're too late! I've already sucked all the power out of the Golden Dildo… literally…. and split it into seven Chaos Dildos!" Lord Royal Highness Hidi snickered as Wesfazgi and Demipixel glared at him. "Well what do we have to do to get them back?" Demipixel yelled, "We'll go through anything!" "Anything, hmm?" Lord Royal Highness Hidi mumbled, "well, I know exactly what I'm going to do! You're going to have to relive all of your worst specials, starting with this one!" Lord Royal Highness Hidi trapped Wesfazgi and Demipixel in a large metal cage, as two large guards with larger dicks came out of a room to carry it. "Guards, carry them to the arena!" Lord Royal Highness Hidi requested. The guards lifted the cage and carried them to the arena. In the arena, the terrible musical numbers from the special were being blasted at full volume. Several Atlantians stood off to the side, cheering Lord Royal Highness Hidi on. Lord Royal Highness Hidi removed his pants as he stared at Wesfazgi and Demipixel. Demipixel started laughing. "You call that a penis? Demipixel joked as he stared at Lord Royal Highness Hidi's dick. "Check this out for size!" Demipixel shouted as his penis extended and stabbed Lord Royal Highness Hidi. Lord Royal Highness Hidi, offended by Demipixel's comments, grabbed a trident and stabbed Demipixel's long schlong. Demipixel fell. The trident tore off half his penis. Demipixel felt like he was going to lose, until he heard the support of his boyfriend behind him. "You can do it Demi!" Wesfazgi screamed. "The Golden Dildo may be gone, but its power is still inside of you!" Demipixel felt Wesfazgi's heartwarming comments and rose. "You're right, Wesfazgi!" Demipixel said. He then took his dick, and focused on the Golden Dildo's power from when it was inside him. His penis regrew, now 100 inches long. Demipixel used his phallic power to tear his way out of the cage and take on Lord Royal Highness Hidi dick first. Demipixel whipped out his dick and quite literally, whipped Lord Royal Highness Hidi with it. Lord Royal Highness Hidi fell to the floor. "Your penis may be powerful, but I have my army!" Lord Royal Highness Hidi screamed. Lord Royal Highness Hidi whistled, and all the Atlantians came out of their seats. They walked up to Demipixel and tried to beat up his dick. "No…" Demipixel whispered, "The only person who can pound my meat is ME!" Demipixel got a boner that knocked all the Atlantians off of him. He then proceeded to drizzle cum all over Lord Royal Highness Hidi's feet so he'd be stuck in place. Demipixel then drilled a hole in the floor using his tentacles, and pushed Lord Royal Highness Hidi in it. "Now for you to die in the same way I did!" Demipixel started masturbating filling the pit with his ink cum. Lord Royal Highness Hidi tried to swim out, but the cum was weighing him down. Lord Royal Highness Hidi could not make it. Next thing he knew, Lord Royal Highness Hidi was dead. His body floated up in the cum pool. A bright light started shining, and Lord Royal Highness Hidi exploded. The red Chaos Dildo rose where Lord Royal Highness Hidi was. Demipixel picked it up. "Well, I guess that we only have six more to go before we can bring Funke back," Wesfazgi said. "But for now, I guess it's just you and me. Whaddya' say, fuckbuddy?" Wesfazgi asked. "Why not?" Demipixel said. He and Wesfazgi fucked as they walked down towards the sunset. From now on, they knew where they had to go next. Wesfazgi and Demipixel looked over the horizon, and saw New Kelp City off in the distance. Their next destination wasn't far.