A bumper sticker I saw today

I never know where to put my whimsical musings so I'll stick them in this sub today...

I saw a bumper sticker on a car in the gym parking lot a few hours ago that read "Northsomething Middle School Pride!," except the name of the school was obscured by the weird way the bumper was curved so it really just read "Middle School Pride!". I immediately pictured some pre-pubescent kid just super fucking pumped to be in the middle school demographic. Like some kid going to all these teeny bopper rallies and signing petitions to let Taylor Swift be the national mascot or hanging out at the movies to be declared the new national pastime. Then I thought maybe it's a whole movement. Maybe there's a whole cohort of awkward and sexually confused preteens that are super jacked up about being in that particular stage of their life. They're just filled with pride about their short gangster rap phase and they don't even mind that they're not allowed to go to Becky's boy-girl party because her parents won't be there. They're just super fuckin' psyched to be 12, man! So I decided to order my own "Mid-30's Are Just Ok!" sticker. I don't wanna oversell it.