No more today, please.

Everyone is making me really angry.

My farts are stinky.

I feel the ability to wipe properly slipping away after all this time of being sure it would not happen to me.

My right ribs hurt because LO has been beating on them since my 10AM meeting.

Sitting is not comfortable.

My arm hurts from my TDAP.

Everything is heavy and I feel weak which just makes me more irritable.

...

So I ordered a mini pan pizza from Pizza Hut and ate it in the car and then lied about it.

Soldier on, sisters.