NON-CANON: The Roast of Fire-Slug

A douchey-looking announcer fellow steps forward."Hello and welcome to the first Imperial Roast!!!"He then mumbles,"On this ship at least...."Clapping occurs."Our first roastee is the often unrealistic, very likely to be court-marshaled FIRE-SLUG!!!!!"Fire-Slug is seated on a chair in the center of the stage, armor on and helmet off."Any volunteers to roast a literal roaster?"

OOC:Jokes can be as personal as you want, at least for me. It is usually tradition to primarily roast the featured guest(me), but insulting others in attendance frequently occurs. Others might have limits on how rude you are. Also, remember that this is non-canon, so have some fun with it!!!