So, my, uh, "friend" has hemorrhoids
He can't afford creams or inflatable donuts, any advice?
Posted Feb 27, 2016, 7:12 AM UTC
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Laughter is the best medicine, especially when it's relevant. Find some people with something like bowel cancer and laugh at then. This will drive a wedge between you, pushing you further away in essence from then. Since their problem is worse, you will be moved away from any kind of problem in that area. Repeat until you feel better.
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Can he afford a cream filled Dunkin donut? Those aren't very expensive.
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Take a straight razor and cut it, and then rub habanero sauce all over it
I did exactly as you said. My penis got bigger and now it's throbbing. Is this normal?
Yes, you did it right
No! He did it wrong! Amputation is always the answer