Respect Captain Pronin, comrade! [Captain Pronin]

Pronin outsky!

Captain Pronin is a Russian police detective who fights crime both in his homeland and around the world! The Russian series Captain Pronin is a parody of the first Soviet action films under the Perestroika, which poorly attempted to imitate Western action films.

His funky theme song

###Feats

Robot Pronin

These feats are from a robotic Pronin lookalike.

• Leaps from the ground into a helicopter.

• Easily dodges small arms fire.

• Shoots a volley of arrows all by himself.

• No-sells a direct hit from an RPG.

• Gets buried under a rockslide and floats out.

• Gets hit by a car and takes it in stride.

• Demonstrates great proficiency with an axe.

Actual Pronin

These feats are from the real Captain Pronin.

• Catches a fly in one fist.

• Falls a long way and is fine.

• Survives in the vacuum of space with nothing but a gas mask.

• While wearing a bulletproof vest, no-sells a machinegun.

• Skilled accordion player and singer.

• Skilled in the art of ballerina dancing.

• He uses a flare gun.

• He has an explosive on hand.

• He also has a gas mask.

• He defeats a Darth Vader knockoff in close-quarters combat.

• Was taught how to shoot, how to box, and how to read.

• He is exceptionally skilled with a pistol.

• Fends off three ninjas by himself.