if your ever feeling down in life just imagine..
somewhere out there a DEA employee is trying to order a recon pack from a vendor and is getting scammed.
Posted Mar 17, 2016, 1:07 AM UTC
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"I hope you have the samples of the newest batch of Quantix's Xanax, you bought it from that unverified reseller that's based in europe, correct?"
"Boss I have bad news.."
"What is it?"
"I FE'd and he exist scammed. All we got was a picture of his cock"
"Oh well, we'll just extend our budget by a few million"
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"exist scammed" , a story of barbarossas life
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How can our scams be real if our eyes aren't real
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This needs the Downfall bunker scene treatment
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That'd be really funny honestly. I bet their higher-ups would just think that DEA Agent Johnson just took the drugs for themselves.
Maybe all "FE will update" reviews are just dumb cops.
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That'd be really funny honestly. I bet their higher-ups would just think that DEA Agent Johnson just took the drugs for themselves.
aka the Force Choke
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yeah i think me and a lot of other drug users would make great dea agents. and dea agents would make EXCELLENT drug users.
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i'd imagine a fair amount of dea agents are drug users.
edit* ALL dea agents are drug users
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Officer, we need to go NOW!
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Yeah just a sec, tryna shoot up.
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Wouldn't be the first time, actually.
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I was going to say Ross getting two life sentences with no chance of parole...
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Every damn time.
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yeah real funny asshole, it's not my fault I have to order recon packs from EVERYONE
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Thats very comforting, thanks for that. Really puts it all into perspective right?
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lmao i hope they get scammed outta all their expense account BTC
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Thank you so much...had a really rough night and this picked me up
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Being in LE... fuck you guys lol
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Hey, what do you mean by "recon pack"? Do you mean when the vendor has a shipping option in which he sends a decoy? Can you elaborate?
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cops regularly order packs from vendors to see which city they ship from, packaging/stealth methods, fingerprints, etc.
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I like to imagine politicians when they were young and masturbating when I'm feeling down.
It makes me giggle.
=)
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Just think of how much the DEA is spending on the darknet busts. I mean sure they got that Silkroad money to make up for some of it, but I think eventually they would lose funding doing this?
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And that scammed DEA agent's funds he was just removed from came indirectly from all of us. So its like we were all just scammed in some small proportion.
Yea, but most of us have been paying taxes for long enough to have gotten used to it anyway.
I hate bein a beat puppy dog...
Whimper loud enough over the table that you're not heard eating under it.
Fuckin luv it buddy
this is one hell of a great quote
At least we're all takin' it up the ass together. One, big, ass raping orgy.
I think i like what i'm hearing
Pass me the KY and get ready for some serious intense ass-fucking