drunks_tpDrunkDefense•

Wait why does this website exist and why do you have it 'on hand' for this occasion?

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TeamTPOPTeam .•

HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT JINJO TO JOIN OUR USC TEAM

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drunks_tpDrunkDefense•

I'D NORMALLY BELIEVE YOU BUT THAT WOULD MEAN YOU ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING WHEN YOU WERE CAPTAIN

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JinjoTPJinjo•

You cornered me and bribed me with green tea till I wouldn't take no for an answer

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drunks_tpDrunkDefense•

TAYLOR PLSS

edit: mb this is probably an april fools joke, either that or taylor is taking her new captain position WAY TOO FAR

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TeamTPOPTeam .•

if anyone uses this to steal jinjo from me, i'm looking up a guide on how to fucking cut people next

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JinjoTPJinjo•

Too late. Alex already got to me. ✌🏿️ dog

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TeamTPOPTeam .•

who tf is alex

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JinjoTPJinjo•
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TeamTPOPTeam .•

WHO THE FUCK IS ALEX?!?!??!?

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TheSleepyJesus[burrito]•

you are obviously high

can i read that guide?

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TeamTPOPTeam .•

only $47!!! be aware that buying this guide will be far more effective than donations. love is a battlefield.

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