Statistically, the success rate of every diet rounds down to zero.

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I only eat 4000 calories a day... and don't exercise... no idea how I got fat though

"'If I go to Wendy's I'll get the double cheeseburger, large fries, and large Frosty,' Don't try to tell us you haven't had a similar meal in the not-too-distant past."

Umm, no I haven't. If I ever eat fast food, I never get the double anything... I definitely don't eat the fries, I don't make them large, and I don't chase it down with a large frosty.